and now I’m deeply deeply sad for heterosexual women.
Author: Madeira Darling
Madeira Darling is a snarky mystic, devout Satanist, serious Marxist, laughing dominatrix, and writer from San Fransisco where they live with their boyfriend in a house full of altars to their various demons.

Thick Rose Quartz Crystal Pleasure Wand for Self Pleasure & Yoni De-armouring
Just shove the crystal up your twat, you’ll feel better, honest.
brb shovin’ magic rocks up my hooha
Jerry Lewis phone sex line.
Playing Solitaire

How English has changed in the past 1000 years.
the big mans a lad i have fuck all, he lets me have a kip in a field he showed me a pond
if your oc were a popular character, what do you think would the discourse about them be?
Okay, but I take the top spot as best humiliatrix of all time
if I get a sub to get an ICP neck tatt
Candy Charms
is basically exactly how I want to look.

#makeup #beauty

@strangeling @lucycavendish got my #oracleofshadowsandlight today, just delightful, wonderful to read with

