Cause they’ll drop like a couple of grand in your lap sometimes for no fucking reason but also they’re a nightmare to deal with and they get more irritating as they degenerate.
Author: Madeira Darling
Madeira Darling is a snarky mystic, devout Satanist, serious Marxist, laughing dominatrix, and writer from San Fransisco where they live with their boyfriend in a house full of altars to their various demons.
Me attempting prayer:
Dear deities of various genders because I’m sure there are more than two, the universe, and whatever, thanks for stuff. Also why did you make this one dude so annoying? Like I’m sure you have your reasons for doing stuff, but like why is he so fucking annoying? Thank you for his money though, seriously I do appreciate you sending that my way… but christ he’s fucking irritating. Does he irritate you too? Do you regret giving him free will? Yeah I figured.
Dude when the prodomme who you’ve been talking to for years (whose expressed that she find you repulsive sexually AND who you know is married)
doesn’t wanna go out with you, you haven’t been friendzoned, you’ve been clientzoned and you’re lucky to be in any zone anywhere near me.
Me: I’m feeling sad and anxious.
Me: Did you take your anti-anxiety and antidepressant meds today?
Me: I don’t see how that’s related.
Me: Looks at Instagram photos to figure out the date on which I last washed my hair.
Me: 5 days ago, cool, I have a couple more days before I have to wash it.
TBH I Learned My Sex Worker Hustle
Working in a secondlife strip club (when I was in an abusive relationship and not really allowed to leave the house) before I started working in a real strip club so like… y’ know?
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…I’m just excited about my ludy lescot tarot and les vampyres oracle.
Good kitty! #cat #pitbull
Got all dolled up and realized I was an hour and forty-seven minutes late to the event I was planning to go to #makeup #alldressedupandnowheretogo
TBH It’s Super Weird To Me That Aquarius THE WATER BEARER
is an air sign.
Like THE FUCKING WATER BEARER.
I mean whatever, fine, but also like Scorpio being a water sign WHEN IT’S A FUCKING SCORPION (Aka: Desert pincher) is ALSO SUPER WEIRD.
…I mean I don’t even believe in astrology but it BOTHERS me.
Also why not just make the scorpion a lobster and call it a day?
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 