catsuggest:

if you love someone, headbutt them

also work if you just want the fud

I mean okay…

I want her feet

I spend a lot of time wishing I had digitigrade style feet, they’re just so much prettier (feet I would accept: ostrich feet, giant chicken feet, deer hooves, dog or cat feet)

Basically, they cut all the cool bits out of Roman history in school to make white people look more civilized than everyone else and now no one cares about it

Client Called me a Cunt Today on The Phone

but he spent like 400 bucks so it’s fine I guess.

jewish-belle:

vaguely-pagan:

space-trash-princess:

just-a-fat-bird:

garbageshepard:

feathersmoons:

This is particularly sweet because that wolf almost undoubtedly didn’t have a pack. He was lonely. And then he wasn’t lonely: he had all the weird little squished stunted-development wolves and their weird bipedal not-wolves!

i am ugly crying like snot just avalanched out of my face i love dogs

@mizzwilde

This should be a children’s book

@followmeonelasttime literally crying here

there is water in my eyes

I’m going to read this story to the bug (Tonka, my dog, who I call a bug)

D’s getting a hip V

and I’m like “ humana humana” plus walking the dog has his arms like… and yeah… like I like my dudes skinny… but GAWD skinny cut is hot.

Life’s a gas

Me to husband: so I might have accidentally made a tiiiny bit of chlorine gas when I was trying to clean the bathroom