Does anyone else ever wonder if their dog resents the fact that they have to do all the territory marking for the whole pack?
Like “I mean I love you guys, but why is it my job to do all the peeing? Would it kill you to piss on a few trees here and there to make my life a little easier?”
Me to one of my subs: That outfit makes me think of like a cool therapist from a TV show who wears interesting jewellery and has good art prints in her office and volunteers at a modern art museum in her spare time.
What would a what would a Marxist-Leninist-Maoist Men-Loving-Men Multi-Level-Marketing company sell?
At a fancy coffee shop wearing an evening gown, a faux leopard coat, and slippers, one acrylic nail missing, hair wild, doused in Gaultier Classique.
Honestly, I’m really not sure how people wipe that like… would involve them being a problem? I think that the difference might be like not using the entire length of paper one has dispensed… but also now that I’m thinking about it I’m not actually sure I’m consciously aware of exactly what my butt wiping technique is and I feel as if my entire life has been a lie.
There is as far as I can tell literally no ideology worse than fascism, in terms of morality, in terms of long term viability and in terms of making any actual fucking sense
Honestly my twitter is gold and everyone should appreciate it more.
Critical support for pineapple pizza against western imperialism.
If you knew anything of sexual psychology, you would know that nothing could give me keener pleasure than to be m-m-m-manhandled by you meaty boys — ecstasy of the naughtiest kind.
Anthony Blanche
I’m what happens when you give a forced feminization sub unlimited relatively socially approved access to femininity. I fetishize my own dysphoria because I am a disaster of a human being.
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 