Madeira can you be my fairy godmother

Yes

God I love clients who will just spend ages letting me give them advice. Giving advice is literally my kink.

I’m never sure if my husband and I are the wholesome young couple walking their dog or the scary dirtbags with the pitbull

Is There A Job Where I Can Get Paid

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

bemusedlybespectacled:

thepeacockangel:

For being super mystical and giving great advice and helping people without me having to do any form of scheduling or labour except for being a vague floaty ethereal mystic because time and physicality are hard.

paid “psychic”

fairy godmother

I would be such a kickass fairy godmother.

Is There A Job Where I Can Get Paid

bemusedlybespectacled:

thepeacockangel:

For being super mystical and giving great advice and helping people without me having to do any form of scheduling or labour except for being a vague floaty ethereal mystic because time and physicality are hard.

paid “psychic”

That involves scheduling and advertising. I need someone else to handle all that for me… but also not a boss because I’m terrified of authority.

Is There A Job Where I Can Get Paid

For being super mystical and giving great advice and helping people without me having to do any form of scheduling or labour except for being a vague floaty ethereal mystic because time and physicality are hard.

As a PSO do you ever wonder “Is this man truly trying to bore me to death?”

thepeacockangel:

As a marginalized person, I think a lot of idpol is fucking toxic as hell, like I think getting into the minutia of identity and identification is unhelpful in discussing the material reality of oppressed groups as classes within the working class. We’re not oppressed because of some intrinsic truth about us, but because of where we’ve been placed within the system and I find most idpol really essentializing and exhausting.

Also I would disagree with calling it identity politics in the first place because it doesn’t matter whether I ~*~*~identify~*~*~ as queer or not, I fuck and fall in love with other people socially coded as women and so I get treated a certain way. It’s not about identity it’s about material reality

As a marginalized person, I think a lot of idpol is fucking toxic as hell, like I think getting into the minutia of identity and identification is unhelpful in discussing the material reality of oppressed groups as classes within the working class. We’re not oppressed because of some intrinsic truth about us, but because of where we’ve been placed within the system and I find most idpol really essentializing and exhausting.

You Know I Saw Someone Commenting on This Meme

as applied to the left and they were like “because normal means white cisgendered hetero blah blah blah” and like… fucking no? Because the American left is a fucking toxic place to be for marginalized people. Normal means being constructive rather than ripping everything apart. Normal means being kind instead of rampantly abusive. Normal means caring more about how you treat people than determining the minutia of exactly which segment of the LGBTQ community is allowed to identify with the word “femme”. This is not the way to build a movement. This is not the way to build community. Denying the huge overlap between the history of lesbians and bi woman and MLM and just like… fucking stop it.

Smug moral superiority and ripping each other apart because you hurt isn’t constructive and is never going to be constructive. Dissecting the minutia of how we speak isn’t changing material conditions and honestly, I’m so tired.

Fuck it.