It’s a new thingummy.

hubby drew a thing

Also you know who my ideal partner is? The personality and politics of Cillian Murphy’s character in The Wind That Shakes The Barley, and the appearance of Cillian Murphy’s character in Breakfast On Pluto

#makeup #dreamgirl #madeiradarling #babesofinstagram #witch #witchesofinstagram

Sure my job has benefits

Benefits like getting to respond to “I love you” with “I know” all the damn time.

Articles on healthy alternatives to incense:

A bunch of suggestions that mostly smell like sugary garbage
The word toxins
A warning to burn incense (if you must burn incense) only in well-ventilated areas not understanding the purpose of incense
Absolutely zero things that replace the smokey sexy incensey magic of actual incense.

taxloopholes:

taxloopholes:

“this is just like in 1984 when” is the right libertarian version of the liberal “this is just like in harry potter when”

at least the harry potter comparisons make sense libertarians will literally call governments making corporations ensure consumer safety “orwellian” like why do yall want to die so badly.

Also Orwell was a socialist (and bad at it, but still)

He’s my familiar. #witchesofinstagram #witcheswithpitbulls #pitbull #pitbaby #pibble #fairypitbull #magic #magick #familiar #witchesfamiliar #dog #witcheswithdogs #witchsfamiliar

mostlysignssomeportents:

Late stage capitalism

I kind of want it

some guy: uses the “alpha/beta/omega” terminology in a sex way
me: oh boy someone needs to get a lecture on the shortcomings of mid 20th century zoology

(Tw: mention of anti-Hindu idiom)

A couple of non problematic alternatives to “sacred cow”
1. American flag
2. Police department