Author: Madeira Darling

Madeira Darling is a snarky mystic, devout Satanist, serious Marxist, laughing dominatrix, and writer from San Fransisco where they live with their boyfriend in a house full of altars to their various demons.

The “Why Am I Like This” spread
Card 1 – What am I like?
King of Swords meaning forceful to the point of being unyielding, “my way or the high way”
Cards 2&3 – Why am I like this?
4 of Wands and 9 of Swords meaning I’m anxious about being successful and need to feel in control because of my fears
Card 4 – What to do about it?
3 of Pentacles, listen to others, take the advice of people with more experience
Card 5 – Likely outcome?
8 of Cups, walking away from past behaviors and ways of doing things #tarot #tarotgram #tarotspread #tarotreadersofinstagram #tarotreading #whyamilikethis #tarotartnouveau

I Explain Who Tennessee Williams Is

Someone else: I got the gist of the joke I just don’t know who Tennessee Williams is.
Me: He was a gay southern playwright who would hire rough trade dock workers to fuck/beat him up, they would frequently just beat him up and steal his wallet. His plays are awesome (even the heavily censored, significantly less gay movies from the 50s BASED on his plays are awesome, because he was so awesome)