Future Me On Family Game Night: It’s family game night, and you know what that means!
Future children: Oh boy! It means we’re going to play Class Struggle the game, which teaches the virtues of Marxism in a fun and easy to understand way!
Future me: Class Struggle is never fun, children. It is serious business and you should write this failure down in your self criticism journals.
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I mean the idea of playing the suffering god appeals to both my egotism and my masochism
I repeat, get over here. And I’ll flay you and crucify you and crown you with thorns… Nazarene.
I’ll be sure to bring my tiara, oh dearest devil.

I mean the idea of playing the suffering god appeals to both my egotism and my masochism
When someone is like “Antiquated dictionary definitions are more valid than common usage” I’m like “Tôsprecan Englisc”

#goth #gothic #providenceri #providence (at The Scurvy Dog)
Shout out to all the sex workers paying their rent
Shout out to the sex workers who bought a full trolley of food this week
Shout out to the sex workers that made enough to pay their phone bill
Shout out to the sex workers going to work cause they’re broke
To the sex workers who don’t have savings
To the sex workers who still buy shit on sale
To the sex workers who just making it day to dayYou are valid and successful and beautiful and worth the world. The figure in your bank account doesn’t define you. You are not alone and you are loved.

Except doing opium feels good. HEYO! I’m here all week, tip your waitress.

Let me be your martyr.
Just come over here, witch.
I’ll be there in January, and then you can grab my tits all you want.
Sorry for the big words. I just realised I must have sounded like a pretentious douche. Still, I adore your blog and everything you post <3
What’s pretensious?




