Umm, like I’m pretty sure you’re making up words.
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Alchemical texts are like “put 12 white eagles in a sealed clay jug until they turn into six fighting ravens, and then wait till all but one of the ravens is dead, then extract the red substance that occurs”
This was supposed to go on this blog but it ended up on my porn blog and you know what? I stand by that.
Let me be your martyr.
Sometimes I think I just like pressing the “add to wishlist” button on amazon. I have no desire or use for hundreds of fake flowers and yet here we are.
God please just tell me I’m funny and charming
One of life’s greatest irritations is that a person once seduced doesn’t just stay bloody well seduced. It shouldn’t require maintenance seduction, that’s just stupid.
You know I’m very comfortable with being a WASP
Like WASP culture is very comfortable to me. The icy politeness, the lying to save face, the passive aggression, the fact that I’ve considered having a baby before certain elderly relatives die off so I’d be more likely to inherit more of the good furniture, all of it as comfortable to me as an old shoe, as comforting as cocoa on a cold day.
People who put phone sex operators on hold fascinate me. Also please do that.
You know given how many times I say “This is a dog!” in a day about my dog, I can only imagine what I’ll be like when I have kids. I may end up stuck in a permanent loop of “THIS IS A DOG!” “THIS IS A BABY!” announced in a very excited tone, round the clock, until I die of exhaustion.
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 