Well after a week or so in Western Ma

I’m home and it’s good and I’m pretty happy.

Pitbulls are sweet baby angels and breed specific legislation is pure evil.

My husband remarking on a set on a TV show: That looks like a cathouse
Me: It’s a fortune teller! Anyway, what the hell do you know about cathouses?
My husband: I used to live across the street from one.
Me: Ah, fair enough.

beyfann:

LMAO!!!!!!!😂😂😂

Beyonce travelled back in time to have affairs with Leon Trotsky and Marlene Dietrich

You Know Bernice in “Bernice Bobs Her Hair”

The F. Scott Fitzerald story, is quite clearly named after Queen Berenice II who sacrificed her hair to Aphrodite for her husband’s, Ptolemy III’s, safe return from war.

As someone with a gastrointestinal system that’s like… ehhhhh whoever invented heavy duty elastic waistbands pretending they were “comfy” is a fucking dick.

There’s nothing wrong with being the breadwinner if you’re a woman dating a man. However, if you’re bringing home the bacon, it’s a reasonable expectation that your partner should be the one cooking it.

gowns:

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I knew there was a reason I have eternally FUCCCCCKING HATED Garrison Keillor

Since you like pretty glam metal dudes, what’s your opinion on Justin Hawkins from The Darkness? (Like 2003 Justin Hawkins, not him now with sadly short hair and a mustache). He Does Things™ to me in The I Believe in a Thing Called Love video.

I would let him do EXTREMELY obscene things to me (2003 version if he came to now)

The U.S. government is using Thanksgiving to hide its plans to destroy net neutrality

cultofthewyrm:

This is important and everyone should know about it. Ajit Pai is an unapologetic piece of shit and he needs to be opposed at every turn. Signal boost.

The U.S. government is using Thanksgiving to hide its plans to destroy net neutrality