thepeacockangel:

Personally I think the dichotomy of authenticity vs. artificiality is mostly something invented by capitalism to sell pre-distressed trousers 

thepeacockangel:

Been one single solitary moment where I did not deserve a treat.  This is my core belief and I’m sticking to it.

thepeacockangel:

• free verse verbal humiliation
• Ass bongos
• Leather berets and latex turtlenecks

thepeacockangel:

I have not had a sense of humor since I became a communist. It’s the rules.

thepeacockangel:

I am the opposite.

thepeacockangel:

Reblog if u agree

thepeacockangel:

Marriage is a lifetime commitment

Marriage is patience and understanding and lasting love

Marriage is a sacred vow

Marriage is tenderness and trust

Marriage is an increasingly complex geometric form

Marriage is the incomprehensible vastness of time

Marriage is squelching noises and erotic terror

Marriage is Kate Winslet in a film about making the film Titanic

Marriage is the wealth of nations and a small shoe

Marriage is a vision of distant fog veiled plains.

Marriage is  chaos.

Marriage is hot cocoa on a winter day

Marriage is someone to take care of you when you’re sick.

Marriage is an electrical storm on a mountain range.

thepeacockangel:

The iPhone crack’d from side to side;
“The curse is come upon me,” cried
The Lady of Shalott.

thepeacockangel:

My husband spotting his phone: Ah, there’s the hateful rectangle.

D: subs are all the same, his mean auntie did something to him and he got an erection
Me: that’s literally the plot of The Venus In Furs