Alright dudes (I’m not calling everyone dudes, this is specifically addressed at dudes), say you have a male friend who’s really into black metal, and he wears corpse paint most of the time, and one day he shows up without any on. Do you feel compelled to tell him he’s “still pretty without makeup”?
No? Then why the fuck do you feel the need to say that shit to women?
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It’s such a shame that I, even though I am so beautiful, will age and die like people who aren’t as pretty as me
Dear people who wear makeup and live with a partner or spouse, ask your partner or spouse what products your makeup routine consists of and what brands you like, reblog with the results. I’m pretty sure this will be entertaining whether or not your partner/spouse also wears makeup.
Also if you have a partner or spouse who wears makeup, post what you believe their routine consists of and what brands they like.
Note to self: “Small hairy man” excellent name for a dog.
Today in therapy I realized the chores I ask my husband to do exactly mirror the chores my mother did. There’s a lot to unpack there.
I spend roughly 2 days and 4 hours a year in nail salons, meaning that with the acrylics having been a thing for almost 7, I will soon have spent 15 days, 4 hours in nail salons over the course of my life
The most dangerous feature of the #pitbull is the sheer power of their puppy dog eyes
I would argue it is their tails, which wag fast and furiously
That’s fair, but have you considered that it is the lethal puppy dog eyes and adorable noises that puts one in the path of the tail in the first place
If I were an eccentric billionaire I’d start a trust for keeping retired medical leeches in a big tank where they could live out their lives happily after being used.
“Madeira Darling, founder of the incredibly unpopular Save The Leeches foundation”
If I were an eccentric billionaire I’d start a trust for keeping retired medical leeches in a big tank where they could live out their lives happily after being used.
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