A lot of horror is like “So like you get super powers and endless life, but the downside is you look super gross, but like you get used to it, so overall a win right? WRONG”

Alright dudes (I’m not calling everyone dudes, this is specifically addressed at dudes), say you have a male friend who’s really into black metal, and he wears corpse paint most of the time, and one day he shows up without any on. Do you feel compelled to tell him he’s “still pretty without makeup”?

No? Then why the fuck do you feel the need to say that shit to women?

Among the Horde’s worst crimes were forcing all adult men to get bobs and dressing children in leotards

She-Ra is a communist.

Tankies Should Have Tanksonas.

It would just make things better.

Get on it.

The Capitalist Running Dog Denny’s Meme Is Problematic

Because it associates dogs (which are good) with John C. Miller, a capitalist flunky (who is bad)

All dogs are lapdogs if you try hard and believe in yourself. ❤️️

Shopping list: Crystals, buncha fortune telling cards, shit Stevie Nicks would wear, 2 matching AK-47s (anniversary gift)

My Internal Monologue:

…maaaan, dudes would be so sexy if they just bothered with their appearance as much as women do on average… also if they just looked a lot more like women in general… I don’t know what this means about my sexual orientation but probably something?

A Sub Was Trying To Get Off While Paying Me Next To Nothing

And was like “can you link me to an outfit you’d like to see me in?”

So I linked him to this: