I just used Marxian analysis to explain the problems currently occurring in the ball jointed doll market.

There are the gnawed upon bones of animals covering the floor beside my bed. I trip over them when I enter the room in the dark.

Two faced?

Oh honey, no, I have hundreds.

Me when my dog drags me into a horror movie

I love being brutally honest with clients who are trying to get off without spending money

Sub: what’s Your first thought when a sub goes under?
Me: depends on the sub.
Sub: for me?
Me: “Well, he’s under, better get him finished before his money runs out.”
Sub: haha, damnit.
Sub: do You use hypnosis with almost everyone You speak to?
Me: Nope.