I just used Marxian analysis to explain the problems currently occurring in the ball jointed doll market.
Tag: humor
There are the gnawed upon bones of animals covering the floor beside my bed. I trip over them when I enter the room in the dark.
Two faced?
Oh honey, no, I have hundreds.
Me when my dog drags me into a horror movie

I love being brutally honest with clients who are trying to get off without spending money
Sub: what’s Your first thought when a sub goes under?
Me: depends on the sub.
Sub: for me?
Me: “Well, he’s under, better get him finished before his money runs out.”
Sub: haha, damnit.
Sub: do You use hypnosis with almost everyone You speak to?
Me: Nope.
Me assembling an image of the divine feminine I relate to:

A Conversation
Me: Hey dad, can you send me the stone eggs and the crystal balls I bought during my middle school Wiccan phase, I need them for work.
Dad: yes dear.
Playing Solitaire
Okay, but I take the top spot as best humiliatrix of all time
if I get a sub to get an ICP neck tatt

