A liberal will cry and write a think piece. A conservative’ll shoot you because they got upset then go cry. A commie’ll explain why you’re wrong, out organize you, and then do whatever it takes and fight till the last one standing for what’s good and decent.
Yr only proper ‘ard if you’re a commo.
You know, it’s wonderful that Star Wars is showing little girls that they can grow up to participate in revolutionary movements.
A charity that pays for all those desperately needy Johns who are always pleading poverty and desperate to see sex workers so they stop whining.
can be reduced to a late 90s internet phenomenon.
Is because I have a feeling I’d go full on chairman Bob if I were given half the chance.
On the other hand I think that a woman in the role of cult leader would be a serious victory for the feminist movement.
Other greats include:
A game where Elsa’s baby is turned into a monster with random body parts sprouting out of it everywhere
A game where Micky Mouse goes to a day spa to get disentangled from branches because that’s a normal part of a spa experience
A game called “princess adolescence problem” where you IDK give a princess a makeover that involves brightly colored hair?
And a game where you have no choices at all and just click until you inevitably win second place in a pottery competition.
Welp
I feel like I should do a let’s play youtube channel of nothing but these weird little girls flash games, like “Cleopatra water birth” and “Elsa Open Heart Surgery”
And it’s mechanically identical to Clue but it’s always the social democrats with a gun
This would be way more exciting if those were less team names and more a literal description of what’s going on
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 