Is it just me or do these dogs really look like a couple that just had a fight and still aren’t talking?

Fantasy:

Becoming a famous YouTube beauty vlogger and a bunch of cosmetics companies getting in trouble after sending me review samples because they’re “assisting communists”

This ultra is being so extra

…the ultra is me

My brother: well I believe in Jesus
My cousin: I believe in crystals
Me: and I believe in the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism (note: I’m joking, I’m far more libcom than that)

I mean Trump is awful and terrifying

But the fact that Melania is from the same country as Laibach and Zizek is sort of like hilarious and makes no sense and perfect sense at the same time

Moderate Marxism:

I mean like the history of struggle isn’t all class struggle, just like y’know 95% or something

I just really like the phrase “stink up the joint” it always makes me laugh

People are always telling me “Madeira, you’re not much for travelling, are you?” and I always respond “Oh no I love to travel it’s just that no one seems to understand that a weekend away involves three suitcases, a hatbox, and then I have to pack my full skin care regimen, including my two separate humidifiers (one for during sleep, the other to bring around with me during the day), my special pillow cases, a shower head adapter in case the local water upsets my hair, a lighted magnifying mirror, at least three outfit changes per day, a formal gown in case I need it, my special light for if it’s winter and I get sad, three kinds of sunscreen for different situations, a full library of Marxist literature, a second back up hatbox, the 7 or more separate products involved in washing my hair…” ad infinitum

I Have Four Looks

Vaguely glam PJs and rollers/50s housewife who’s sort of a mess
Slutty glam AF
Elf princess
Celebutante whose a total mess
and goth AF

no one expects the spanish inquisition.

Y’ know, Mike Pence is lucky, getting boo-ed’s certainly not the worst thing to ever happen to a republican in a theater