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Tag: humor
CBT
Cognitive behavioral therapy
Cock and ball torture
Cognitive behavioral torture
Cock behavioral torture
Cognitive ball therapy
Cock and Ball therapy
Cognitive ball torture
Cock behavioral therapy
I Will Never Understand Men Who Ask For SPH
Him: Can u do an sph show?
Me: Your dick is small and ugly.
Him: Lol u dont like it?
Me: I think I was fairly clear.
Him: U are a lesbo for sure….gotten many compliments before so fuck you
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My greatest weakness as a writer is an inability to resist describing clothes,” they typed wearing a little black halterneck sundress in a whimsical print of skull decked cupcakes and pink open toed pumps.
What is marriage?
Marriage is a lifetime commitment
Marriage is patience and understanding and lasting love
Marriage is a sacred vow
Marriage is tenderness and trust
Marriage is an increasingly complex geometric form
Marriage is the incomprehensible vastness of time
Marriage is squelching noises and erotic terror
Marriage is Kate Winslet in a film about making the film Titanic
Marriage is the wealth of nations and a small shoe
Marriage is a vision of distant fog veiled plains.
Marriage is chaos.
Marriage is hot cocoa on a winter day
Marriage is someone to take care of you when you’re sick.
Marriage is an electrical storm on a mountain range.

I ship the vice girl do doll with the vice girl don’t doll.
10 yards of linen = 1 coat
Reblog if u agree
Got in an argument on Facebook with an old dude about whether the Cold War could accurately be described as “weird”
I say yes
*walks up to het couple*
So who’s the pink fairy armadillo and who’s the screaming hairy armadillo

This neko atsume update is some fucked up Cronenburg shit