Me, wearing a floor length ballgown to therapy:

Y’ know like I have problems, but not like problem problems

It’d Be Really Funny If “Coming Out”

Worked like a debutante’s coming out used to… (incidentally the debutante’s coming out is where we get the terminology) and so being gay or trans or what have you meant getting presented to the reigning monarch.

“Your majesty, may I present… a gay”

Anarchists love woodcuts

I deserve to suffer because I’m a #masochist who deserves #goodthings.

Anarchists: Perception Vs. Reality

Perception: NO RULES!

Reality: I love rules and also meetings.

actual wedding photo of me and d

How much shit can we put on a dude? HOW MUCH SHIT CAN WE PUT ON A DUDE?

Military planners generally (on supplying infantry)

My problem is legit that too many cute girls like me

but also like this is actually a problem

I’m painfully gay

by which I mean I’m gay and in immense physical and psychological pain. HEYO

I’m a trained ass-tronaut