A woman who is cold and hyper critical stares silently at you
A mean sarcastic woman responds to whatever you say with something snarky
A tired woman applies her makeup
It’s really hard not to look at you with utter contempt
An attractive blonde listens to a book on tape and pretends to be interested in what you say if she thinks you might pay her.
Your self esteem would be so good.
People would be like “so what do you do”
And you’d be like “I rule”
You guys are the best clients, when you book a full hour and come in ten minutes it makes our day. Don’t let anyone tell you you’re not special.
Sincerely,
Sex workers who are paid by the hour
Gideon: You are smaller, so I can…
Rene: *pounce*
Gideon: …end up on my back. You are softer to the touch, it’s a feeling
Rene: *chomp*
Gideon: OW damnit, no you’re not, this isn’t working
But I still thought he was taking it a little far, but then I started following @soft-communism and I became the raging red you know and love.
When a woman who’s built up walls around her heart boundaries after heart break a traumatic experience, moves to a new town to get away from her past, it’s up to one man to break through and remind her of what love is all about the compulsory nature of heterosexuality
I Fucked Your Dad – Kevin Yee
This made me chuckle. Yes specifically chuckle, not giggle, or chortle, or snort or guffaw.
You mean the search term I use when I’m shopping for something slutty?
So I got a rude message after asking about a glitch in Fallout 4. Pretty sure my response is gold (also why do they have the name of a Jem and the Holograms character)
saying “I’ve been a very naughty ghoul.”
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 