My Character Jake Is A Redheaded Vampire

and he’s like “You know becoming a vampire has changed precisely nothing about my relationship with sunlight, can’t go out without burning, and big hats, gloves, sunglasses, parasols and SPF 100, yeah… that’s normal”

Okay but what’s up with women who don’t have waste baskets in their bathrooms

Who are distinctly of age to menstruate, and are definitely in the physical condition to do so. Like what the fuck are you doing with your supplies when you’re done with them? Where do your bloody tampons go?

How can I be this goth and own nothing appropriate to wear to a funeral?

My house is a mess

Because I’m on strike against all domestic labor and not because I’m lazy and hate cleaning

Things That Have Made Me Cry When I’m PMSing

The Krampus Movie

The Labor Theory of Value because it is so beautiful

Any number of humorous vines

Things I was masturbating to at the time because they were cute or possibly invoked literally any emotion at all including arousal

The Internationale

Thinking about the bread and roses strike

A psychologist’s report on D because I just love him so much

Not being able to find my eyelash glue

Fanfic for fandoms I’m not in about characters I am not familiar with

Even considering how much I like my friends

Fallout 4 raiders having things like teddy bears in their loot

A Monkees’ song literally right now

The concept of holidays

The kitchen counter

Sour candy because I was enjoying it too much

The amusement I am currently experiencing writing this list.

ALL FEELINGS ARE CRYING

Fallout 4 Spoilers: Okay but actually if you think about it’s super fucked up that you can romance Danse

Because whose DNA are all synths based on?

Your son’s. What do institute synths call your son?

Father.

I’m not saying you’re fucking your grandson, just that it’s uncomfortably close to fucking your grandson… that said I really like Danse so…

Sometimes my politics are more

Sleazy by Ke$ha than The Internationale by Eugène Pottier.

That said, how often does a pop song mention the bourgeois in the chorus?

SWERFERF:

Sex worker exclusionary radical feminist exclusionary radical feminist

Fallout 4 questions

1. After the apocalypse does everyone forget how to use a broom, or is leaving piles of dead leaves around some sort of decorating idea?
2. Does farming mutfruit take up so much time that you literally don’t have time to nudge the ghoul corpses out of your house, or do something about that 200 year old skeleton just hanging out on the sofa?
3. How come dudes are allowed to wear dresses but not makeup in this game?
4. How do the settlers in Sanctuary Hills spend so much time hammering new panels on to houses without it having any effect?
5. Does no one in this goddamn world know how to maintain a floor?
6. How have John Hancock’s clothes not crumbled to dust? They’re like 400 years old.
7. How did I get seemingly the world’s only dog with hair?
8. So ghoul penises, what’s up with those?

1. Healthcare, private plane, someone to stand in line for you so you don’t have to… so it kinda does

2. Gift baskets.