Fallout Settler Logic:

Makes you all around cooler (as in temperature, not hipness) which is great in summer, and shitty in winter. Does this mean that the women of LA have them as a weather adaptation like those desert rabbits with their big heat wicking ears?

Maybe.

This goth night features:
Woman in a cape that makes me viscerally sad
Man in a utilikilt as tradition dictates
3 ladies doing it right
Innumerable dudes not even trying
Hoop dancing to the worst ebm
Bad top hat dude
And randomly a bunch of our non goth commie friends

Okay but consider mom dom/adult daughter:

Passive aggressive remarks about daughter sub’s appearance
Screaming arguments about sub’s romantic and/or career prospect and/or preference in dish soap etc
The perfect combination of stifling protectiveness and subtle cutting verbal humiliation to totally undermine the sub’s self confidence
Instead of “I brought my princess a toy” it’s “I brought you some soup and loo roll… I’ll just stay and give this kitchen a quick tidy up”
“You’ve got a smudge”

and so on