When I Am God King

All my favorite rockstars will have to run their next planned hairstyles by me before they’re allowed to do anything.

Also some I don’t actually like, but have strong opinions on the hair of.  I’m looking at you Black Veil Brides vocalist

Andy Biersack (whose name I had to ask wikipedia about) we both know you’ve made bad choices.  Shhhh shh, it’s alright, we’ll get through this.

sometimes i think people just want to look cool and be colorful and sometimes that’s tattoos or plastic surgery. people get inked all the time and for whatever reason, i dont have a hard time believing that such things would continue to exist without negative body imagery in a socialized context. it informs a ton of what we do now but over the years humanity has shown that it wants to put art on literally every available surface and regardless of current cultural climate bodies remain a surface

Yes but I had to justify that joke somehow

Beauty Standards

I feel like what people do to meet beauty standards is relevant most of all in how it indicates the internal damage they do, after all how much pain must that standard have caused to make a woman coat herself in carcinogenic chemicals, or subject herself to surgical intervention. I mean like, I’m incredibly impulsive, have no self preservation instinct, am a masochist and will do nearly anything people tell me is bad for me that seems like it might be fun or get me some kind of attention, including communism and a lot of unprotected sex, so my getting cosmetic surgery is just a function of my essentially unbearable innate personality, but for people who never ate half a cup of dirt or did a week of preparation to picked to get topless on stage with a mid-level famous rock band in the hopes of getting someone to pay attention to them, what must it indicate?