Wanted to tell him “Kiwi men are sexually superior to Australians, and can play an honest game of cricket”
But I decided it was too mean
Tag: humor
You know if you think about it “gal pal” is just a synonym for girlfriend
My Politics Are “Left Unity, but not those guys”
It’s a pretty common position, but who “those guys” are varies wildly, in my case it’s tankies, don’t like em’, don’t trust em’.
Oh fetlife
Once I had a gynecologist tell me
“If you want to avoid PMS avoid sugar, red meat and alcohol around your period”
No one has seen her since.
A photo of me in a bathrobe got reblogged to a corporate goth blog.
I have a lot of questions.
Miriam Webster Suggests “Gangster Rapper” as A Rhyme For “Whippersnapper”
I don’t know why but I think that may be the funniest thing I’ve ever read. Maybe it’s because I’m trying to think of a context in which rhyming whippersnapper with gangster rapper would make even the most remote amount of sense.
How to perform the great rite of banishing:
- Be sure you really want this item gone forever
- Locate the item you wish to permanently banish to the spirit realm
- Think “I don’t want to lose this, I should put it somewhere sensible”
- Put it somewhere sensible.
- It is done, the item is gone from your life forever.
But what shoes go with communism?
Me: *packs 6 outfits for a weekend trip*
Me: Do I need 6 perfumes or 7?
Me: Do I need a hatbox for this far leftist organizing convention? Oh I’m being silly. Of *course* I need a hat box.
Me: but how many wigs should I bring?
Book I’m reading has all the female anarchists wearing old black dresses
And I’m like “omg I’m wearing a slutty anarchist costume”
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 