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Me to dog: You are the biggest animal I have ever seen, you are bigger than an elephant.
Me to husband: Shhh, I’m trying to build up his confidence.

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Published by Madeira Darling

Madeira Darling is a snarky mystic, devout Satanist, serious Marxist, laughing dominatrix, and writer from San Fransisco where they live with their boyfriend in a house full of altars to their various demons.

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