You can tell he loves you by his empty bleeding eye sockets and maniacal grin

The iPhone crack’d from side to side;
“The curse is come upon me,” cried
The Lady of Shalott.

Mysteries of Udolpho is like:

“she was simply so naturally simple and natural that she could simply appreciate the simple natural pleasures of nature.”

Men often tell me how smart I seem… which means I’m either fairly smart or fairly attractive.

Bela Lugosi’s Red

White on white translucent black capes
Back on the rack

Bela Lugosi’s red
The bats now own the bell tower
The bourgeoisie have fled
Red velvet lines the black box

Bela Lugosi’s red
Bela Lugosi’s red
So red so red so red
So red so red so red
Bela Lugosi’s red

The proletariat file past his tomb
Strewn with time’s dead flowers
Bereft in deathly bloom
Alone in a darkened room
The count

Source

I was just trying to type “March” and I typed “Marx”

and yeah… that’s me

TBH I look the way I do half for work and half to attract glam metal dick

just being honest.

Me without Makeup:

Me with Makeup:

To the tune of “I Touch Myself”

I hate myself

I want you to hate me

When I feel down, I eat half a loaf of bread and cry on the dog.

How do ancaps think they’re anarchists when bosses are literally called “bosses”?

Bossy? Boss around? What do you think these phrases mean?

Also it LITERALLY (not figuratively literally, literally literally) derives from the Dutch “baas” meaning “master” so like… they’re less “no gods, no masters” and a lot more “no gods, yes master”