I’m like leftist Meghan Trainor

Because I’m all about that class.

Me to dog: You are the biggest animal I have ever seen, you are bigger than an elephant.
Me to husband: Shhh, I’m trying to build up his confidence.

My Jungian shadow-self wears fairy wings to renfairs… I don’t get along with her.

We can’t stop here, it’s trot country

my husband (a semi-trot)

Reiki master flash.

My husband spotting his phone: Ah, there’s the hateful rectangle.

The Fact That Gender Has The Same Latin Root As Genre

Is really funny to me.

“What’s your gender?”
“Apocalyptic post-folk”

Evil Twin:

Good Twin:

I cannot stop making these

Finally some useful advice from TFW/TDB (the fascinating woman/the damned book)