Tag: humor

More Communist Valentine Card Ideas:

What is to be done?  
Me

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I’m hot to Trotsky.

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When I saw you my Luxemburg Rosa

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Communism’s red

Anarchism’s black

Holy fuck you are stacked

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How about we do a little mutual aid in bed tonight, comrade?

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Reform or Revolution?
I think your junk is the solution.

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Makhno mistake about it, sweetie, you’re the one I adore

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Hey baby, are you Albert Parsons, cause I hear you’re hung

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Hey baby, how about you and I explore the discursive nature of the production of sexuality tonight?

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Hey fellow worker, you make my knees wobbly.

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Are we a perfect fit?

Let’s Malatesta this theory.

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I love you like Trotskyists love Newspapers.

You know how the senile are said to have entered their “second childhood” I propose that there’s a stage before that where you’re cocksure of shitty opinions again, and I propose we call it second adolescence