A Stalinist
A Mercantilist
A Monarchist
Straight
A variety of genders that I am not
Andrea Dworkin
Directly in opposition to all goals of feminism because of how I fuck
Prettier without makeup
Sexually interested in them
Tag: humor
Me in the 50s: I only like women, men are completely unattractive to me
The 60s hit and boys start having long hair and tight trousers
Me: oh my god, I’m bisexual
In my third year of marriage
It’s still weird that I’m married and like own a condo and buy groceries and pay my own bills.
Who let me do all this stuff? Why am I allowed? I’m like 10. Shouldn’t an adult be present? How is this a thing?
I’m also going to make him shove a broom handle up his ass and attempt to sweep the floor with his ass broom.
I’m gonna make another dude glue pennies to his nipples
It’s gonna be awesome.
Is it just me or is “rascal” a weird name for a mobility scooter?
Like, I’m pretty sure no one says “Oh I’m being so mischievous having joint problems and not being able to stand for long periods of time, I’m such a rascal.”
I’m pretty sure that having mobility issues isn’t a form of impish misbehavior.
Here are some better names: The assistant scooter, the freedom scooter, the vista scooter, the urbanite scooter, the ride scooter, the giddyup scooter, the freewheeler, the parade scooter, the happy-trails scooter, the smooth ride, the speedseat, the zippy scooter, the speedy scooter, Mr. Wheely, the here-to-there, the lightspeed, the ranger, the comfort cloud, the quick-trip, the mover-shaker (thought that probably implies shitty suspension), the dream-ride, the my-joints-are-fucked-thank-god-for-this-scooter scooter.
ANY OF THOSE MAKE MORE SENSE THAN “RASCAL”
Why would you call it that?
A romantic comedy about a trot and a tankie falling in love
“He’s a trot, and she’s a tankie, she thinks stalin’s shit ain’t stanky, he thinks the revolution’s gotta be exported, for that she’ll have him reported, and yet despite their different ideologies, perhaps because of some quirk in their biologies, they’re in looooove ”
Female privilege: The fact that no one objects to the fact that I call literally everyone dear because I know nobody’s name.
TBH I’m confused about mine half the time. That said the downside of this is when men assume I’m flirting with them.
Still Want To Send My NF Clients A Recording Of Me Singing Camp Grenada… Very Badly
And label it “free: My sexiest audio ever”
The Perfect Scent?
Me: *reading Chandler Burr’s The Perfect Scent* This is good, I love how he defends synthetic scent compounds.
Chandler Burr: *Goes on weird anti-communist rant in the middle of a book on perfume*
Me: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly just feeling so attacked right now.
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 