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Subs Who Say They Want Me To Bring My Friends Along To Humiliate Them:
What they assume my friends are like:

What my friends are actually like:


Being a communist I find that people spend most of their time arguing, not with my platform, but with me about what my platform actually is.
I believe this is because the platform I in fact have, is rather hard to oppose, I mean you know “feed the hungry, house the homeless, penalize those who’ve done grievous injury to their fellow human beings, give everyone the means of existence and then allow them the freedom to do what they wish with it” is a bit difficult to disagree with.
A capitalist sees a vast mansion and thinks “I should have this much”
A communist sees a vast mansion and thinks “everyone should have this much, and with improvements to technology, more efficient land usage and improved manufacturing processes everyone can”
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A capitalist sees a vast monsion and thinks “I’d like to work hard enough so I can have this much”.The communists sees a vast mansion and thinks “No one should have this much! Let’s deport the owner to a gulag!”
1. Still. Not. A. Stalinist.
2. As a small business owner who often works 14 hour days, what is with this hard work fetish?
3. If you think hard work gets you rich under capitalism, oh brother, you’re gonna be so pissed. Please explain to me how there are people working three, hard, physically demanding full time jobs living below the poverty line? Like are they working less hard than Paris Hilton? Under capitalism if you want to make the big bucks, you arrange it so you get paid for the labor of others (see anyone who makes money simply by having money, especially those who hire someone to use their money to make money for them, they do no work, they just have stuff, owning things is not a job)
4. A real communist has no problem with mansions, or luxury, but believes that nothing a human can do can warrant that degree of excess while others are left starving and homeless, especially when those starving, dying of treatable illnesses and so on are often the hardworking and underpaid employees of the mansion owner. That said, given the number of empty houses vs. the number of homeless people in this country, the mansion owner can keep his mansion, there’s more than enough to go around. A third of the food produced in the US is just thrown away, uneaten for the simple reason that it couldn’t be sold (food that is still edible, good and wholesome). Houses sit empty while people freeze without shelter because they have no money to exchange for them, but the house is there, waiting, but they cannot just be “given” a house, because we rely on false scarcity to keep this illusory ridiculous fraud of a system in place. It is not even that the very rich are greedy, they know that equitable distribution leads to more for everyone and a healthier economy, but what they want is status, to have more than everyone else, something that they would not be able to maintain without having ironclad and brutal control (as they do)
5. But what’s really important here, is why are you telling a communist what communists think about a situation? I’m the communist around here, and I’m pretty dang sure I know what I think when I see a mansion better than you. (tbh: it’s often either “ooog pretty, look at the tower” or “god what a tasteless piece of crap, did they hire Donald Trump as their interior decorator *fake vomiting noise*” along with the “everyone should have this much”)
What are you talking about when you talk about “the revolution”?
The inevitable end of capitalism as described by Marx, the expropriation of the means of production by the proletariat from the capitalist class or like whatever
Correction
A capitalist sees a vast mansion and thinks “I should have this much”
A communist sees a vast mansion and thinks “everyone should have this much, and with improvements to technology, more efficient land usage and improved manufacturing processes everyone can”
This is your regular reminder
that my blog is 57.2% more entertaining if read entirely in Russell Brand’s voice.
Okay mind you have to stop coming up with pro union alternative lyrics to Katy perry songs sometime
Do you wanna build a union
Do you wanna join a union?
Come on let’s on strike
We never protest anymore
Come on walk out the door
It’s like gone away
We used to have a union
and now we don’t
so we have no chance
to bargain collectively
Do you wanna join a union?
Yeah, it has to be a union
Do you wanna join a union?
and Strike for better hours?
I think a strike we can’t delay
They’ve started cutting pay
(I can’t afford heat)
It gets a little hard
with all these unpaid bills
just seeing what the boss can buy
Workers?
Please, I know you’re out there
People are asking where we’ve been
They say “get healthcare” and I’m trying to
The union’s here for you, so come join in
We only have each other
Because management is shit
so what are we gonna do?
Do you wanna join a union?
Beautiful Dreams and Best Interests:
Libertarian: Communism is a beautiful dream but people always act in their own best interests.
Me: If people always acted in their own best interests we’d have full communism by now. Capitalism only functions because we’re not always revolting and taking all the rich dude’s stuff, dingus.